Lunchtimes are for Dreaming

Here's what I spent lunchtime doing instead of writing a witty blog post:

• Browse Facebook for recent happenings
• Find friend's home for sale
• Dream about homeownership
• Circular-file homeownership dream in favor of Maintaining Manageable Monthly Budget dream
• Congratulate self on impromptu alliteration
• Browse E-mail for recent happenings
• Find backlog of e-mails regarding Outside of Work Commitments
• Create to-do list regarding Outside of Work Commitments
• Congratulate self on being proactive about following up on Outside of Work Commitments
• Greet mailman
• Sign for certified package
• Congratulate self on doing actual work-related stuff during lunch
• Browse Facebook and E-mail as reward for being so worthy of Congratulations

And then, the final step...

• Feel guilty about leaving ReaderFriends out in the cold without a witty thought to tide them through.
• Search Internet for suitable picture that will hold them over
• Find nothing
• Settle on photo of feet from weekend shenanigans in a Department Store Dressing Room

Yup. You see what you see. MONKEY FOOTED PAJAMAS.