Monday, June 3, 2013

And I Shop, Shop, Shop...

Sorry, troopers!

No time to be witty today.

I'm shopping!

But... what are you shopping for that's so important that we're left in the dust, Sunny?

Well, if you must know...

We must! We must!

I'm looking at crap I cannot possibly afford and will not ever in a million-zillion years need, but that I want for the simple fact that I will have a new home soon (I hope) in which to put All The Things.

A noble endeavor indeed. What sort of things?

I'm so glad you asked: 

There's absolutely no way I would ever be able to set
a presentable table without a set of these.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/e9fe/
 
I wouldn't be any sort of hostess at all if I asked guests to lounge
on a couch that wasn't adorned with these.

http://www.uncommongoods.com/product/zodiac-pillows

Come to think of it... I wouldn't be any sort of homeowner at all
if I asked myself to lounge on anything that isn't this chaise.

http://www.target.com/
"Storage Chaise - Tan"

If I don't watch out, my shopping is going to get bigger and bigger until we have to find an additional place to store the additional house I buy. So perhaps I'll go back to looking at candlesticks. Or maybe cookie cutters, to practice my hostessing skills for the "Welcome To Our New Home!" party.


A housewarming party couldn't possibly fail with Yoda cookies
and Wookie Pies on my side.

Or perhaps I'll just eat all the Yoda cookies and Wookie pies
myself, while I lounge on my chaise in the candlelight.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/ef79/

It's good to be an impending homeowner.

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