Sunny: ManagerFriend, it's time for your department meeting.
ManagerFriend: Are these them?
Sunny: Yes, dear. This is your Mechanical Department. Please allow me to introduce you to EngineerFriend and Drafter Friend.
EngineerFriend: [extends hand to ManagerFriend] Hello. I'm EngineerFriend - the answer to all your problems.
DrafterFriend: [extends hand to ManagerFriend] Hello. I'm your drafter... and I am your problem.
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Sunny: "The client is on the phone. He says he thinks the call got cut off."
EngineerFriend: "It did - I hung up."
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Sunny: "That guy wigs me out."
DrafterFriend: "Is it the fastidiously trimmed goatee? [Because] A man with such control of his facial hair should be treated with the utmost respect, and a smattering of fear."
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