Smash...

(Below is a copy of a real e-mail I sent today... I haven't yet gotten a response.)

Dear Facilities Manager;

Because I’m such a musclebound monkey, I’ve kicked my footrest so hard and so many times that it’s given up the fight. It kind of flops around being pathetic now… Is there a way to glue the broken peg back on? Is it worth fixing, or even getting another one, knowing that I’m just going to keep kicking like a toddler in a church pew? Is there another solution, outside of sitting still until my muscles atrophy and I become less Hulkette-esque?

(Don’t you dare laugh at my predicament. Only Bruce Banner knows how I feel.)

Thanks,

Sunny