Dear Sunny,
Of course your coffee tastes different this morning. Please let me point out the reasons:
1.) You're drinking office swill. Nothing delightful EVER burbled, oozed or dripped out of an office coffee pot... except maybe some rare radioactive office-coffee-pot-dwelling beetle that made you a scone to go with your drink.
2.) Offices are disgustingly anti-good-times. Therefore, the Irish creme to which you grew so accustomed in your morning cuppa is nowhere to be found. And that's probably for the best... One must have all of ones wits about them in order to handle coworkers in a frenzied state of OHMYGODSHE'SBACK.
3.) Vacation coffee isn't just anti-office and pro-booze. It's also flavored with freedom.
Welcome back, love.
Sunny
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