Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Gotta Catch 'Em All...

Dear Sunny,
 
Yup, cookies are totally delicious. Especially after a vacation where you didn't eat a lot of cookies because they would have brought ants into the tent.
 
However... there will be lots of cookies in your future. No one is going to take away the one you just started to eat.
 
Please don't feel the need to snarf it all immediately as though you've been possessed by a rabid Cookie Eating Puppet.
 
Please don't feel the need to cram extra cookie into your mouth as you're trying to chew more than you could ever possibly chew with any level of success.
 
And under no circumstances should you ever go fishing for the piece of cookie that you lost down the front of your bra while you are sitting at the reception desk.
 
Love and Hugs,
 
Sunny

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