I adore bubbly water.
It's tasty... And good for me... And the fizzles tickle my nose.
But sometimes it can be a little temperamental.
Like when I accidentally drop it on the floor, and then open it and it explodes.
Or when I open it and hold my hand too tightly around the lid, and the built-up gas explodes out like a squeaky flatulation.
Which is exactly what happened to me today.
Me: Yay! Water! <openopenopen>
Water: <FARTYNOISE>
CoWorker: <snicker>
Me: It was my water! My overzealous bubbly water!
CoWorker: Suuuure it was.
Me: <shame>
I think tomorrow I'll drink juice.
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