Apology

I'm sorry I was late for work today.

I would have been in sooner, except that my puppy...

Well, he was just so excited. There was snow. And there was springtime. And he was thrilled.

And, really, he was too excited. 

It bubbled out of him all over the place - every which way except out the back.

I'm sorry that I was late for work today. My puppy was too excited to poop.